User:El frencho

This page is all about el_frencho and his greatness. If you disagree with me, you are wrong, as the great Maddox once said. I pwnzor joo!

Early Life
el_frencho grew up in a small mountain town called Southpark. He ignored idiots and used his genius to make the world a better place... for people who don't deserve to be ground into very small bits and set aflame. He hung out with good friends teh_defenistrator and priestly_guy when not playing computer games and reading wikipedia.

Current Life
He still sits on his computer when he isn't hanging out with his good friends, teh_defenistrator and priestly_guy. He watches Southpark and Pure Pwnage, plays RPGs, FPSs, fighting games, and a few RTSs (though he prefers to mock players of such games *points and laughs at teh_defenistrator*).

Future Life
RULE THE WORLD!!!

Stats
Name(s): Nick Miller, el_frencho, G-ZIS, cook13_37ernal, beefsteak

Balls: Have their own measureable gravitational pull

Gaming History: *In order* Warcraft, Warcraft II, Diablo, Diablo II + Expansion, Everquest, More Diablo II Expansion, Warcraft III, Quake III Arena, Counterstrike, Everquest II, Unreal Tournament 2K4, World of Warcraft, Battlefield II, Neverwinter Nights II!

Abilities:

STR 99 +44 DEX 99 +44 CON 99 +44 INT 99 +44 WIS 99 +44 CHA 99 +44

Weapon Proficiencies: Unarmed, small child, wooden spoon, toaster, mouse+keyboard, nunchucks (yay!)

Spells/Feats/Abilities:

Toast Making (+5 when attempting to make delicious toast) Emo Slaying (+20 attack bonus when attacking Emo kids with heavy objects. On hit: make Emo kid cry like a little girl and go cut himself) Soda Chugger (able to ingest one(1) gallon of soda before becoming too sick to move) Defenistrating (has recieved training from a great defenistration master and learned some of his techniques including: throwing children out of windows, and shagginess)

Experience: an assload Experience to Next Level: Achieved highest level possible